Quotedump

Being as deep in nerd/geek/[enter stereotype here] culture as I am, I spend a fair amount of time in online forums, IM programs, and *gasp* chatrooms.  I just thought I’d dig having a place to dump all my favorite quotes.  Y’know – for prosperity’s sake.

“Someone will like you for who you are, if you are ballsy enough to truly be yourself.”  -Mr. Murphy (Colony of Gamers)

“America was founded on the tenets [of] freedom, HD signals, and porn.”  – Bone (Colony of Gamers)

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” – The G-Man (Half-Life 2)

“Internet forums are like a chess game made up entirely of pawns.” – violent (Colony of Gamers)

“Hack drummer, hack bass player, one-note guitarist, and then there’s the singer.  It’s basically music for people who have lost the will to fight.” - Henry Rollins (re: U2)

Me: You plant Bouncing Bettys at the bottom of a ladder?  Man, that’s just mean.  You might as well shoot it straight up their ass.
Brandon: Dude, if I could, I totally would.
(My brother, on his CoD: W@W tactics.)

Eh, there’s good, there’s bad. Lotsa bad, actually.   But the good is like finding a diamond in shit.” – Jeffool (re: One of those crazy Chans – you know the one.)

“Live in ‘em to make friends, then move out to stop getting raped.” – Leischner (re: College Dorms)

“Shit happens when you’re six, man.” – Danny (re: Musical Memories)